i used to think it was strange to go to the movies by yourself.

i had to be patient while the old ladies were buying tickets to "momma mia". blech. ick. gross.

zima reference

"Let the pain become you."

"Wackness" is full of "dopeness".

Sometimes I wonder why I believe anything that The Pitch publishes.

For those like me who need the dictionary:
ballyhooing
execrable